屁乃人生之仙气，哪有不放之道理.放屁者洋洋得意，闻屁者垂头丧气

 

A fart - it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,0

And suffocates the fleas.
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A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
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A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long,0

Some farts have been known0
To sound like a song.....
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A fart can create0
A most curious medley,0
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
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A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,0
A fart may pass quickly,0
Or linger a while......
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A fart can occur0„
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,0
With strange looks on their faces
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From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,0
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A fart will find all of0Us sooner or later.0
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But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!

 

作者真得是太有才了，看完几乎笑破肚皮了........

Indeed, sometimes we are torn between to fart and not to fart. That's a fierce battle.But why not just let go now:)